Brain freeze

Oops the spanner can't come off.
Wait sec, the pin's stuck.
Nut's tightened against it.
Ah crap, it's a ratchet spanner.
Try the opposite end.
Axle's not turning.
Oh, put a pin in other side first.
Wow that was stupid.

Just when you think you've seen it all

http://www.bikeexif.com/cafe-racer-harley#ixzz1jfsjkmpY

I can feel it in the air tonight

 

Added
Shorter forks
Shorter risers
Daytona front mudguard
Matching old-cream tank strip

Alka seltzer head